Naming Names

As many of my friends (yes, I have some) could tell you, I have a strange obsession with names. So naturally, I was giddy with excitement when I found this: Some guy is going to legally change his name, and he's offering $25,000 to whoever comes up with the best one. I've already submitted a couple of names (you can enter up to 20 times), but I'm not afraid of competition, so I'm passing the link on to you. Here's some inspiration. BTW, don't bother with "Heywood Jablowme," "Phil McCracken," etc.; they've already been submitted.

UPDATE: More inspiration.