At [Dr. Margit Winstrom's] family practice in southwest Houston, pap smears, blood tests, prostate screenings and general office visits can be purchased, personalized and packaged with festive wrapping for Christmas, Mother's Day or birthdays. Each card comes with a description of the service written in calligraphy.Just what I wanted for Christmas -- a prostate exam! Thanks, honey!
P.S. Here's something I wrote two years ago celebrating the commercialism of Christmas. I'm especially lazy this time of year, so I figure I'll just make linking to this old post a Christmas tradition.