Tuesday, March 11, 2003

Menu Correctness

When we fought the Germans during the world wars, patriotic Americans dubbed sauerkraut “liberty cabbage.” Well, now you don’t actually have to be at war with America to lose your menu privileges -- failure to back us 100% in the lead-up to a potential war with someone else is sufficient. The U.S. House of Representatives cafeteria has replaced “French fries” with “freedom fries.”

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